It’s that time, again, when I realize I’ve beaten up my eye glasses and start thinking about getting a new pair. The real impetus for change last time was Juliette. She really wanted me to replace my safety eye glasses<\/a> since she didn’t care for the way that they covered my eyes. Her qualm was understandable since I use my eyes to emote and otherwise non-verbally communicate. The last time I was in this predicament I spent 2 hours in a Warby Parker store obsessively trying on hundreds. I shared the top 4 picks to my social network with great success. Folks love when you ask their opinion, especially when given a finite set of choices. So I’m looking for feedback again. Interested?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Eye glasses serve a dual purpose of bringing the outside world into sharp focus while also distancing the wearer from the world. Spectacles are made to see the spectacle; making it clear to everyone around you that they are being observed. At a certain point that aloofness of the nerd-set became a desirable thing that even the sighted began to desire.<\/p>\n I first fetishized glasses when I was about eleven years old, I would wear sunglasses all the time, even inside. My 6th grade science teacher once called a security guard to force me to remove them; I was a rebel without a cause. I was going through puberty and all of the patriarchs in my family, two grandfathers and my dad, wore them. So it was not a stretch of the imagination to say that I may have associated wearing glasses with being male. Around the same time my vision actually changed from 20\/20 to much worse in under two years so testosterone and myopia in my family might be connected. My optometrist blamed the hours of staring at a CRT monitor after school, the nerdy pursuit of computing caused my near-sightedness.<\/p>\n There are 7 glasses numbered on the bottom of the gif below, two of which are pairs that I own as a scientific control. The safety glasses<\/a> are obvious, but the other pair is also Warby Parker.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\nMy Myopic Transition into Adulthood<\/h2>\n
Eye Glasses Decision time!<\/h2>\n
